I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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