Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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