As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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