Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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