I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
