He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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