Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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