is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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