Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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