I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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