some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
tell me about the fingering
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