got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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