WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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