I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
