like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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