How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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