I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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