Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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