I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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