I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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