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Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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