When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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I need you to use more vowels.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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