Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He shit in the fireplace
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