thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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