Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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