But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
