For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
