At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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