6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
