oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Let's get the cat blown out
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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