Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
