I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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