Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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