508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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