please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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