Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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