Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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