i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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