Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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