am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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