We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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