I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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