Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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