Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
