I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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