i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I AM VODKA MAN
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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