Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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