she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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