To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
