I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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