C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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