But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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