The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My ass is underappreciated
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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